The latest issue of the newsletter, that feminist art historian Lucy Lippard has referred to as "hokey fan club press", is just out. "The Fandango" is archived at the Museum of Modern Art Library (NYC), so if you want to join that discriminating crowd you'll have to send a snail mail address and let us know you want to be in. One hard copy sample is always free, but that's as long as we'll carry you. After that, you'll have to join. But Beware, "Warning and disclaimer: Joining the Billy Curmano Fan Club leaves an indelible mark on your person. You can't always see it, but believe you me, it's there, buddy. See: "The Fandango", Vol. 17 1-2, 1998, for removal information."